100 things you may or may not know about me:

1. I'm the oldest of three daughters, and the mother of three sons.
2. I love cashews.
3. I've never lived anywhere else but Texas.
4. I once made a (brief) living selling cars.
5. I'm a great kisser (among other things)!
6. I don't think I dance well.
7. I was on birth-control pills at age 13 (to help me gain weight).
8. I do not believe I will ever get married again - and that doesn't bother me.
9. I once spent over $1,000 on books in a three-month period.
10. I've been in therapy several times in my life.
11. I have faked an orgasm (duh!).
12. I had my first real orgasm when I was 35.
13. I have had sex with someone on the first date.
14. I've written an erotic story involving me, a former lover and a warm bath.
15. I sometimes wish I were not as smart as I am.
16. I think dumb people are happier.
17. I'll buy something simply because it is purple (my favorite color).
18. I never make my bed - except when I wash the sheets.
19. I wish I had cleavage.
20. I didn't realize I was a redhead until I was 17.
21. I didn't realize the benefit of being a redhead until I was 30.
22. I will never get a tattoo.
23. I love rollercoasters and other thrill rides.
24. I usually spend the entire weekend in my pajamas.
25. I have used a guy just for sex.
26. I didn't feel guilty about it.
27. I have only been in love twice in my life - and I'm fairly certain there won't be a third.
28. I spend so much time typing on a computer that I now find it difficult to write with a pen.
29. I have a "thing" for policemen and firefighters.
30. I believe in love at first sight.
31. I enjoy reading true crime novels.
32. I have a concealed handgun license.
33. I do not have a handgun to conceal.
34. I am legally blind without my contacts.
35. I hate to shop for clothes.
36. I can't cook.
37. I learned to read when I was four years old.
38. I once enjoyed cross-stitching as a hobby.
39. I refuse to go to funerals.
40. I do not go to church.
41. I voted for Ross Perot when he ran for President (and still have my "Ross for Boss" T-shirt) but I was delighted when Bill Clinton won.
42. I developed self-confidence by "acting as if".
43. I never graduated from high school (got my GED instead).
44. I start laughing if I watch porn.
45. I can get drunk on one glass of White Zinfandel.
46. I am no longer on speaking terms with my father.
47. I believe in psychics.
48. I talk with my hands.
49. I believe my life and that of my oldest son were once saved by divine intervention.
50. I would make a great lawyer.
51. I believe in soulmates.
52. I like to do crossword puzzles.
53. I often wish I could sing.
54. I've written poetry before.
55. I love Thanksgiving.
56. I hate Christmas.
57. I usually order the same meal every time I go to any given restaurant.
58. I can eat breakfast any time of the day (bacon, eggs, pancakes).
59. I am vocal during sex.
60. I can be a Drama Queen when necessary.
61. I cry when I'm angry.
62. I crack jokes when I'm nervous.
63. I get annoyed when people misspell "lose" as "loose".
64. I curse out loud at other drivers on the road.
65. I have nude photos of myself.
66. I've had phone sex.
67. I own at least one battery-operated sexual device.
68. I collect quotes and one-liners.
69. I am extremely impatient.
70. I forgive too easily when my heart is involved.
71. I am comfortable going to the movies or out to eat all by myself.
72. I have more gay and lesbian friends than heterosexual ones.
73. I let my car go without inspection for three years.
74. I always say too much.
75. I am right-handed, but my mouse buttons are set for a left-handed user.
76. I have always worn bangs because I hate my forehead.
77. I had to have my engagement and wedding rings cut to remove them from my finger - I hadn't taken them off in over 14 years.
78. I was the foreman on a jury once - we found him guilty.
79. I cannot pronounce the word "rural".
80. I have owned five cars in 18 years - and have had 8 accidents which resulted in body damage (the cars', not mine).
81. I drive with both visors down, all the time.
82. I love hockey (Go Stars!) - especially the fights.
83. I hate basketball - the squeaking of the rubber soles of the player's shoes on the court irritates me to no end.
84. I am an "everything-out" person at work - if I can't see it, I'll forget to do it.
85. I need at least two hours to get ready to go anywhere important (work, date, family gathering).
86. I do not like people dropping by my house unannounced - this includes family.
87. I always read the instructions first.
88. I can look someone in the eye and still lie to them.
89. I cannot look someone in the eye for more than a few minutes if I care too much about them - I'm afraid the emotion in my eyes will give me away.
88. I think my eyes and my ass are my best physical assets (thanks, F-B!).
89. I now find bald men attractive (thanks, Matt!).
90. I am too old to be calling myself "Girlie".
91. I sleep with a purple Beanie Bear.
92. I own three televisions and rarely watch any of them.
93. I never had a wedding or a honeymoon.
94. I love Chinese food (especially beef fried rice).
95. I was a straight-A student who never had to study.
96. I do not understand women - despite the fact that I am one.
97. I do not own a bathing suit.
98. I have truly hated only one person in my life.
99. I created my first web page in 1999 (wow, it seems like it's been much longer).
100. I am so relieved this list is done!!